Pythons Make the Best Pet!

YEAH THEY WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY? because snakes are cool. i mean LOOK AT THEIR TONGUES, IT GOES OUT AND IN thats really cool but i hope none of us would try to get our tongue gone in and out cause it'll look weird and you will prone to lose your friends.

but really, phytons are cool, they are big right? they could weigh till 70 kgs. ah, i dont want to be their pillow, my neck would be hurt. alright, so with their scary shape and their ultracool tounges, if you put one of them at your house or porch, no thief would ever come to your house so you'll be safe. and you will have no friends too cause yeah who would like to come to your house and be eaten by a gigantic ultracool-tongued snake? but thats alright atleast you got your safety.

but of course you may will be baffled by its needs. you know, like the food, the excrement........ btw how do snakes excrete their waste products? alright i dont think i wanna know. and think about where to put them. if your house is abit small, where will you put that gigantic thing? and what if you are accidentally eaten by it. maybe one night it wakes up from its sleep and suddenly feels hungry and when it sees nothing to eat, its eyes will meet you, a fresh meat laying down and snoring, and the next morning you wake up in its tummy. not funny. you dont even know which one is the chest or the tummy.

but think about the fun parts, when your snake has already been really really really big, you can go to school riding it. you can show it to your friends and your friends will like, whoa. you like it eh? of course, who doesnt like compliments? take everything as compliments.